Day at the Beach

Duo and Sami were walking on the beach gleefully, when suddenly Duo pushed Sami into the water. Sami screamed in surprise because the water was cold at first, then she started to (pretend) to drown. She cried out for help and Duo walked into the water to go and help her. He reached his hand out to her, but this time Sami pulled Duo into the water with her, laughing gleefully (it was more like an evil laugh, but it sounded gleeful to me^_^).

Duo popped out of the water, sputterring and taking deep breaths. Sami came up too, still laughing gleefully. "What was that for?" Duo demanded. Sami laughed gleefully(again, I know), then replied, "You deserve it for pushing me in the first place. Now THAT was uncalled for." She dipped under the water to get her hair to straighten out behind her, then wiped the drops of water from her eyes. "I'll forgive you if you can forgive me, do we have a deal?" Duo asked, smiling semi-gleefully.

Sami agreed, and offered her hand for them to shake on it. Duo shook her hand, and all of a sudden Sami grabbed it tightly, placed her other hand behind Duo's head and kissed him with full force. Duo's eyes widened, and he pulled away from her momentarily, gasping for breath. "Sami, please. Not here…there are about two thousand people on this beach, I don't want the whole world to watch us." Duo said quietly, even though there were only about two hundred people where they were on the beach, max.

Sami looked at him and smiled wickedly, then jumped on him(you might even say she glomped him ;), pulling them both back into the water, her mouth finding Duo's once again. This time she didn't let him get away, and the only time they came to the surface was to get a fresh breath of air, which they needed about every thirty seconds.

Jeri and Heero were relaxing on the beach, Jeri was lying on a large blanket on her stomach reading a book, while Heero was sitting in a really comfy-looking beach chair, practically asleep. Jeri lifted her head when she heard people laughing gleefully somewhere in the distance, and definitely wasn't surprised to find that Sami and Duo were in the proccess of making out underwater, about thirty feet offshore. She casually got up and shook Heero's shoulder to get him to wake up.

The Japanese pilot snorted abruptly and his eyes snapped open, he looked up to see his girlfriend standing above him. Jeri grinned at his sleepy expression and pointed towards the water. Heero looked to where she indicated and saw what she was talking about; his fellow Gundam pilots, making out in the water. It didn't surprise him in the least(it wouldn't be a surprise to you, would it?), he smiled a little, knowing that Duo and Sami never went more than three hours without having a makeout fest.

Heero looked back at Jeri, raising an eyebrow. Jeri laughed a little, then plopped down into his lap. She lazily draped her arms around his bare neck and rested her head on his shoulder. "I've been rather bored, Heero. You know anything we can do?" Jeri asked, slowly lifting her face up and looking into his Prussian blue eyes. "I'm not sure, what did you have in mind?" Heero replied, still slightly puzzled about Jeri's expressions. Jeri lifted a hand and lightly traced small circles on Heero's bare chest with her forefinger, sending a jolt of electricity through the Japanese pilot's body.

"Well, you see…I saw Duo and Sami over there, and I thought that what they were doing looked like fun. Of course, it's more fun above water. What do you think?" Jeri suggested. Heero took a moment to figure out exactly what she was implying but his response was muffled as Jeri captured his lips with her own. It was a casual and lingering kiss, one that was sure to leave Heero wanting to continue.

He was slightly disappointed when she pulled away, but his heart started beating rapidly as Jeri got up and pulled him with her and then laid on the blanket, allowing Heero to rest on top of her. Heero gathered her into his arms, combing his fingers through her long chestnut hair and breathing in her entoxicating scent. "You know Jeri, one of the biggest reasons I love you so much is because you always have a plan about what to do, and those plans are always the best to follow through with, if you know what I mean." Heero said, sighing.

Jeri put a finger to his lips in a move to silence him, Heero pressed soft kisses on that finger and placed a firm kiss on the palm of her hand, then one on each of her temples, another on her nose, and finally ended one on her lips, the last one lingered, Heero made sure to show Jeri how much that drove him crazy. And so, they ended up making out as well because Jeri's plan was indeed right this time, and everybody knows that a vacation is not worthwhile without a little hanky-panky here and there, am I right?

"C'mon, Tony, let's show these posers how to really play volleyball!" Shenne said to her fellow Gundam pilot. Tony looked over and nodded, getting in ready position. She faced the opponents, Trowa and Wufei, ready to kick a little Gundam ass. Shenne grinned and hurled the ball into the air, serving it over the net perfectly, but only to have Wufei bump it back over to their side. Tony set it up and Shenne jumped to spike it. She smacked it hard, but Trowa hit it up before it hit the ground.

Wufei did a backwards bump and Trowa punched it over the net. This game went on for about twenty minutes, then it ended because they knew that it was a tie, no team was better than the other. That's what sucks about knowing your opponents' strength, it doesn't go anywhere when you two are exact equals. Anyway, they ended up choosing a game of Ultimate Frisbee, which lasted for another hour and a half.

Quatre Winner had just arrived at the beautiful beach of Southern California, glad he finally got through with that boring conference. He had to stay at his estate while his friends all went to the beach to relax, his sisters had called him so they could confirm the financial state of Winner Companies, Inc. It had taken almost four hours, Quatre thought he had died and was sent to hell, because he dreaded the torturous work that he was put through. But it was all well and good, he was greatful that he could take his long-deserved vacation, and he was going to enjoy every minute of it.

The Arabian finally spotted some of his friends playing a game of Ultimate Frisbee a long ways off, and he waved to them to get their attention. Instead of a response, he received a frisbee in the head. "Ouch, stupid frisbee. I guess they didn't see me. Well I'll just send it back to them." Quatre mumbled. He picked up the frisbee and flung it in the direction of his friends. He saw Wufei jump and try to catch it but Quatre had accidently thrown it too high, and the bright yellow disc sailed through the air. It ended up falling to the ground a little further away.

It landed with a thump, followed by a couple of mumbles. Quatre approached the group, apologizing for throwing the frisbee too high. They all laughed when they saw Heero and Jeri walking towards them, Jeri's hair was out of its usual braid and Heero's hair a little messier than it usually was, hinting at what they had been doing. Heero shot them a death glare as he shoved the frisbee at Wufei, then they walked back to their blanket.

Wufei shook his head, still amused at the state that Jeri and Heero had been in. He simply shrugged and handed the frisbee to Trowa. "You might want to set your stuff over by ours, you definitely don't want to sit near those two. After that, why don't you join us?" Trowa said. Quatre shook his head and politely declined, saying he really needed to take a nap. He walked over to where Trowa and the others had set their stuff and arranged his spot. Once his umbrella was set up, Quatre unfolded his beach chair and placed it under the umbrella so he could sleep in the shade. The blonde pilot then practically collapsed into his chair and promptly fell into a deep sleep.

Several screams came from the water, people were swimming frantically in every direction, trying to get away. In the middle of all the chaos, a huge, grey dorsel fin was moving in and out of the water. All the people had eventually made it safely to the shore except for Sami, who was floating peacefully in a large innertube. She seemed to be asleep, a little stream of drool was flowing out the corner of her partially-opened mouth. She suddenly awoke with a snort, lifting her sunglasses off her head and looking in all directions, wondering what all the commotion was about.

Her gaze landed on the huge grey fin, which was making its way towards her. She rolled her eyes and propped her chin on her hands, raising an eyebrow. "What are you up to now?" she asked nonchalantly. At that comment the dorsel fin came out of the water and along with it popped up the head of Duo Maxwell. He had strapped the plastic fin to his head and a comical grin was on his face. "Nothing really. Just thought I might have some fun. I thought it was funny, didn't you?" the braided pilot said, coming over to Sami's innertube, pulling himself up onto the tube and resting his chin on top of his folded arms, his legs dangling in the water.

Sami rolled her eyes and put her sunglasses back on her head. "Whatever. You're going to get caught one of these days and I'm gonna say I told you so when I go to your funeral. Now if you don't mind, I was TRYING to get in a nap." Sami replied, leaning her head back on the edge of the innertube. Duo sweatdropped, hanging his head and sighing heavily. Then he snapped his head up, he had an idea. A wicked smile became him as he slowly sank into the water. He swam underneath Sami's innertube, placed his hands on the bottom and proceeded to flip the tube over, causing Sami to topple out of it and splash into the dark water.

She popped up, taking a deep breath of air and looked at Duo with a glare that rivaled Heero's Death Glare™. "Would you mind telling me what that was for?" Sami demanded. Duo just shrugged, took off his fake shark fin, then suddenly glomped onto Sami, wrapping his arms around her neck and pulling her backwards into the water. He then latched his legs around her waist, kissing her savagely and leaving her at a loss of oxygen. They finally broke apart, gasping for breath. Sami blinked a few times, then got an equally evil grin on HER face, glomped Duo and the two of them went crashing back into the water.

And so the cycle repeated itself many times, lasting for about another hour, because we all know that leaving Duo and Sami together in the same spot will result in at least one of them getting a little nookie.

Everybody looked at the direction from which the cry had come, each with a different expression on their face. Trowa just stared, Wufei looked royaly pissed, Shenne rolled her eyes and Tony had a disgusted look. They all knew what was coming, something like this always happened at least once or twice a day. They all groaned as none other than Relena Peacecraft came bouncing(yes, bouncing) towards them. She quickly sped by them, her long blonde hair flying out behind her. She skidded to a stop when she came to the large towel that Jeri and Heero were still…ahem…lying on(nothing like THAT, you hentais~but soon enough^_^~).

The same couple of mumbles and grumbles were heard as Heero stood up and glared at Relena with pure and utter hatred. "What do you WANT, Relena? Can't you see I'm BUSY?" the Japanese pilot shouted. Relena flashed a pearly grin as she glomped the object of her desire, pressing awfully close so that Heero was forced to stare down at Relena's bathing suit…or what there WAS of it. She had a really skimpy-looking, baby blue bikini, the only thing holding it together being thin spaghetti straps. Heero unfortunately inhaled some of the perfume Relena had drenched herself with, he started to cough uncontrollably.

Relena got these little stars in her eyes and tightened her grip on Heero's arm, causing the Japanese pilot's face to turn a light shade of blue. The stars in Relena's eyes faded as Jeri jumped up and shot Relena a patented what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-with-my-BOYFRIEND-I'm-gonna-kick-your-royal-ass-so-hard-you'll-wish-you-never-messed-with-me-good-thing-I'm-not-suffering-from-a-major-case-of-PMS-otherwise-you'd-be-six-feet-under-already-Death Glare™. Everybody minus Jeri and Relena sweatdrop, a huge upside-down mushroom thingy escapes Heero's mouth(you know, that thing they do when they sigh) and he holds his head in his hands.

"I'm getting a headache. Please, Relena, try to understand. I've told you a million times. I. Don't. Like. You. I. HAVE. A GIRLFRIEND. GOT IT?" Heero said in staccato tone. Relena got this pathetic puppy-face look and her eyes got all huge. "Are you saying you don't love me anymore, Heero-koi? I thought our love was eternal, that we'd always be together." Relena said in a sugary-sweet tone.

Jeri had had it. Her head got all big as her eyes started flaming and she came up behind Relena and tapped her on the shoulder. Relena looked around, but it was her fate. Jeri grabbed Relena and picked her up about two feet off the ground and stomped off into the water. Relena started kicking and screaming, trying her darndest to pry Jeri's hands off her neck but to no avail. The brunette only got angrier and started swimming a ways into the water. When she was about sixty feet offshore, she immediately dunked Relena into the water and procceeded to strangle her.

Back on the shore, eveyone was still sweatdropping, Heero's headache was still the same. Relena's screams woke Quatre up, he looked over to the water with sleepy eyes, thus making him look very kawaii(but never as kawaii as Heero, of course). He rubbed his eyes and yawned, standing up and walking over to his friends who were still sweatdropping. "What's going on here, guys? Is something wrong with Relena?" He asked. The group all looked at the Arabian then, somehow perfectly in sync, fell over and hit the ground with a loud thud. Several arms and legs were sticking in the air and a small stream of blood came out of Wufei's nose(it's not a good fic until Wufei gets a nosebleed^_^).

Quatre then sweatdropped, looking back out towards the water. His sweatdrop became about the size of his head and he hung his head, walking back to his beach chair. He flopped down into it and let out a huge yawn. "Tell me when it's over, okay? I'm going to sleep now, good night minna." With that Quatre promptly fell into a deep sleep, again.

The other remaining pilots all looked at each other, and stood there. And looked. And stared. And Wufei got another nosebleed. He whipped out an industrial-sized kleenex box and took about six tissues, shoving them up his nose. He had to do this several times because every time he changed the tissues, the new ones would soak up more blood. After doing it around thirty times, the loss of blood went to Wufei's brain and he promptly fainted. This caused Tony to sweatdrop, she grabbed Wufei by the ponytail and dragged him off to their beach towel, then dropped him to the ground under one of the huge umbrellas. She then looked at him again, sighed heavily and walked back to her friends, the sweatdrop about the size of her head.

"You want respect? I'll give you respect. You think I'm a foul ingrate, huh? Well feel my wrath, you stuck-up, egotistical, snobbish, butt-ugly, shallow, airhead, royal piece of dog shit! No, you're worse than dog shit, you're the flea that eats it! No, you're the parasites that live on the flea that eats the dog shit, you understand me? Or is your crown shoved too far up your royal ass and the microscopic-size of your `brain', as stupid as you are, not allowing you to comprehend? Maybe if you take a `dip' your brain will soak up like a sponge and maybe even increase to molecule-size. Well, you never know until you find out. It would be my pleasure, your HIGHNESS."

Before Relena could protest at the proposerousness of the idea, Jeri jumped up and shoved her head into the water. Just to be careful, she stepped on it, pushing it to the bottom(it wasn't that deep anyways), standing there for about three minutes. Relena must have suddenly discovered what tiny amount of strength she had because she shot up out of the water, causing Jeri to fall backwards. Her head popped up, revealing a royaly pissed `Queen of the World'. She stood up and called out, "HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Save me at once! She's trying to drown me! Quick, throw me a lifesaver!"

Some grumbling was heard as Heero waded about six feet into the water. He then reached behind him and pulled a tiny, silver-colored package from ikai(aka Hammerspace™) and tore the top open. He then looked back at Relena and said, "What kind? Let's see, I've got cherry, pineapple, lemon, apple, pina colada…" Everybody laughed their heads off as Heero took a few Lifesavers™ and chucked them at Relena, pegging her in the head. She just rubbed her head, her face flaming red in embarrassment, shrieked her annoying little shriek, and walked a ways away from them. When she was about three feet away, though, she fell back into the water because the depth of the water changed, due to the end of the sandbar that Jeri was standing on. That just made them all laugh even more and Relena even angrier. She finally somehow managed to swim away and reach the shore, on the way collecting a bunch of seaweed, some starfish stuck to her butt and a crab hooked on her nose.

On the shore, everyone was rolling on the ground in laughter. It was the funniest thing they'd ever seen. Duo and Sami had popped up to get some air when they saw the whole fiasco with Relena and Jeri happen. They laughed the hardest of all and ended up swimming towards where Jeri was standing on the sandbar. When Heero reached her, he looked over to where Relena was on the shore, then back at Jeri, then back towards the shore, and he finally sank into the water, not being able to stand due to how hard he was laughing. After a few seconds passed by, his head popped out of the water, but he was still laughing harder than he had ever laughed before.

After they had had their fun, the Gundam pilots all changed into some dry clothes and piled into the cars that they had driven there. During the car ride back to the safehouse, Duo and Jeri were gabbing about how funny the Relena-thing was while Heero looked out the window, letting the wind dry his hair. He smiled when he caught some of Jeri and Duo's conversation, he closed his eyes and folded his arms behind his head.

"Hey, thanks for dragging us all here, Jeri. It was the schiz, I'll tell you that. Where are we going next time?" Duo asked, grinning over at the emerald-eyed pilot. Jeri nodded her head over to where Shenne was sitting in the passenger seat, next to Trowa. "Why don't you tell 'em, Shenne? It was your idea, ya know." she said. The blonde pilot turned around in her seat, grinned maniacly, and said, "Well, you see...Trowa and I were talking the other day, about what he does outside of being a Gundam pilot. He told me all about the circus and his friends and the lions. I was especially interested about the knife-throwing act. I asked him about it and he said it was no sweat, that he wasn't afraid of anything. So, next time...we're going to the circus."