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My Profile
Just thought I'd tell you a little about myself, just in case you were wondering what kind of a psychotic person would ever attempt to make a site as retarded as this. Well, your question is about to be answered. I've also created profiles of a few of my friends. They may not be as detailed as mine, but hey, I tried. Enjoy!
---Sphynxie---
Character Profile
CODE NAME: SPHYNX
NICKNAME: Jeri
FULL NAME: Janine Elizabeth Tyler
AGE: 17
DOB: 01/13/87
PLACE OF BIRTH: The Bronx, New New York;
USA; Earth
FAMILY: Deceased
Height: 5'5.75"
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair: Chestnut Brown
Eyes: Emerald Green
Ethnicity: Irish-American
Sign: Capricorn
"Shoot first, ask questions later...that's my motto."
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Hobbies: Hacking, playing soccer
Enjoys: Anything that causes mayhem and is
relatively mischievous
Gundam name: Cruiser
Likes: Making Relena's life a living hell
Dislikes: Annoying blonde airheads who decide to
glomp her boyfriend at every opportunity
(oh yeah, forgot to mention this:)
BOYFRIEND: Heero Yuy
Favorite Food: Calamari (squid)
Least Favorite Food: Rhubarb pie, she loves
everything else
Favorite Sport: Soccer, as mentioned earlier
Least Favorite Sport: Shuffleboard
Favorite subject(s) in school: Advanced Psychology,
Quantum Physics and Chemistry
Least favorite subject in school: Word Processing
(the only class she was bored in)
Is afraid of: Getting less than a 95 on an exam and
losing her rep as the top student in class
Spends her spare time: Plotting Relena's death
Favorite Video Game: Parappa the Rapper
Favorite Color(s): Green and Orange
Least Favorite Color(s): Pink and Brown
Favorite Article of Clothing: Socks
Least Favorite Article of Clothing: Blouse
Favorite Word: Scrumptious
Least Favorite Word: Cute
Most Embarrasing Moment: When she accidently
dropped a large bowl of blue jell-o onto her
commanding officer's head during a birthday
celebration banquet.
Dreams to: Someday find a way to get Relena
out of her hair and then marry Heero.
Don't ask me what the hell this is supposed to be about, because I really don't have a clue. I came across it in a random Gundam site and thought it was cool, so I thought someone out there might want to see it. *shrugs* Anyways, I'll come up with some awesome profiles for my friends soon, maybe after I get my schoolwork done. *eyes the three-foot tall stack of homework piled on her desk* Damn, school sucks. But stay tuned, I guarantee they'll be worthwile.
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen.......what you all have been waiting for........the greatest tiny show on earth: The Parade of Dancing Chibis!!!! (audience groans)
Buu: First thing's first....where's yar shitter?! I got a turtle head poken out!!! 
Dende: amu ameh tofu da.........CHANT WITH ME!!!!!! 
Freiza: Man, when they said that good things come in small packages, they sure didn't include me........I didn't even GET ONE!!! Maybe THAT'S why my voice hasn't changed..........
Goku: Call me Blinkey........Blinkey the Clown
Goku: I'm hot, and I know it!
Trunks: Man, I KNEW I should have listened to them when they said electroshock therapy can go to your head...................
Vegeta:(in fake Indian accent) Do the robot everybody!
Vegeta: I am Senor Glowstick.............
Broli: PINK?!?!?! What?!?! 
Goku: Hey, pedestrians!!! Ten points, twenty if they're limping!
Goku: I never WAS very good at sign language.......
Goku: Jazzercise with me, people!
Piccolo: I need a massage.........
Goku: I swear, Chi-Chi! I didn't crash the car again...........
Gohan: I can't seem to control this twitch........
Goku: This'll take care of all that crap in the garage........
Goku: Game, set AND match, I do believe, sweetie...........
Goku: Stupid inner self! Get back in here!!!!
Goku: Boing............boing *crack* AAAAAHHH!!!! Aww, man......I just KNOW somethin's broken...........
Piccolo: I KNEW I shouldn't have eaten that last burrito............
Piccolo: Eduardo............MOVE ME!!!
Piccolo: Call me...........the Pyro Master!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Piccolo: BITCH SLAP!!!!!!!!
Trunks: I think it's time for a wardrobe change! I always wanted to be a blond........
Trunks: That'll teach YOU to tell me to clean up my room!!!
Garnet: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.........hate me for another reason..........
Steiner: Capitan Clanky! Reporting for duty, ma'am!
Trunks: I heard of fighting with your inner child..........but THIS is ridiculous!!!
Vegeta: FEEL THE BURN!!!!!!
Vegeta: Do I get a treat now?????
Vivi: I like fire........
Zidane: Must.........get away.....from Garnet! She's after me again!
Heero: Feel my wrath!*cuts himself with the beam saber* Owie.............
