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This is just another one of my stupid-yet-funny fics. All I'm gonna say is that Heero comes down with a bad case of the hiccups. I'm not lying when I say it's EXTREMELY SHORT, but whatever. Enjoy! ---Sphynx ^_^

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Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Note: This is just a short, hopefully humorous fic I thought up while I was bored, which happens quite frequently. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! **and I’m not lying when I say it’s short**

HICCUPS

By Sphynx-chan aka Crackbaby ^_^

Clickaclickaclickaclickaclicka*hic*clickaclickaclickaclicka*hic* ~damn these hiccups…*hic*grrrrrr…~clickaclickaclickaclickaclicka*hic hic hic hic hic*

“Argh!!!” Heero Yuy cried out. He was at his laptop, typing away as usual, when an unexpected case of hiccups took over him, not allowing him to concentrate on his typing, resulting in a very irritated Gundam pilot. He finally got up and walked out of the room and headed downstairs.

“Oi, Heero. What brings you here, out in the regular world?” Duo Maxwell inquired, definitely shocked that his fellow Gundam pilot decided to grace them with his presence. Heero grumbled, reminding Duo greatly of Wufei, and fetched a glass of water, downing it in one gulp. He stood there for a few seconds, then started 0hiccuping slightly. Heero mumbled some more, slammed the glass down on the counter, and disappeared into the next room. “Ya know, Heero…a way to get rid of those hiccups of yours is by having someone scare you. Just a friendly suggestion!” Duo called out, receiving no answer. The braided pilot sighed, knowing he’d never be able to get more than three words out of that guy. “Why do I even bother?” he mumbled to himself.

Quatre Winner was walking down the hall towards the kitchen when he heard someone hiccupping. He peeked in the room where the sound was coming from, and was amused to see Heero trying to read a book in silence, only to be hiccupping every thirty seconds, then mumbling to himself, which reminded him greatly of Wufei for some reason, but that was not the matter. He shrugged and walked to the kitchen, only to find a gloomy-looking Duo slouched in a chair by the round table.

“What’s with you?” Quatre asked the braided one. Duo mumbled, giving Quatre a case of déjà vu, and said hurriedly, “Heero has the hiccups and I tried to help him by suggesting a way to get rid of them and he just acted like Wufei and left the room. Other than that, nothing. Everything’s just peachy FU-CKING keen.” Shinigami moodily replied. When Quatre finally figured out what it was that Duo had said, he got a good idea. The blonde pilot motioned for Duo to follow him, and the two Gundam pilots both walked into the room where Heero was still unsuccessfully trying to get rid of those blasted hiccups. He was beginning to think there was no cure, and that he would have to self-destruct if he wanted to be rid of them.

The Japanese pilot turned around abruptly to find Quatre approaching him with a sweet and frighteningly-gentle look on his face. The blonde kept walking towards his comrade, and suddenly opened his arms. “Come here, Heero. Gimme a hug, buddy.” The Arabian said.

Outside the room, Trowa, Wufei(both of which just happened to be passing through) and Duo were eavesdropping and heard an abrupt cry.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Before they could think of who that could be, they saw a distinct blur of brown, prussian blue, green, black and yellow whiz by as Heero Yuy ran at the speed of light, getting as far away from Quatre as he could. Duo later found him crouched up in the very corner of his bedroom closet, clutching his knees to his chest and trying not to hyperventilate. “Heero? *Snicker* are you okay, dude?” Duo asked. Heero’s response was, “*hichichic* ~gasp~ that…*hic hic*…was…~gasp~…NOT…*hic hic*…FUNNY…hic hic hic hic.” You get the idea already, right? Well, two things were found out today and they are that Heero is afraid of at least something and that scaring the shit out of him does not work as a hiccup remedy for this Perfect Soldier.

~OWARI~

Sphynx: well guys, what did you think?

Duo: I thought it was rather *snicker* um…amusing. What about you, Heero?

Heero: hic hic hic …omae-hic-o kor-hic hic hic-osu…

Sphynx: ~laughs evilly as she suddenly gets an idea for another fic~

Duo: ~just laughs evilly~

Heero: ~keeps hiccupping~

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	The Anime Nirvana \| home Hiccups This is just another one of my stupid-yet-funny fics. All I'm gonna say is that Heero comes down with a bad case of the hiccups. I'm not lying when I say it's EXTREMELY SHORT, but whatever. Enjoy! ---Sphynx ^_^ ******** Disclaimer: I own nothing. Note: This is just a short, hopefully humorous fic I thought up while I was bored, which happens quite frequently. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! and I’m not lying when I say it’s short** HICCUPS By Sphynx-chan aka Crackbaby ^_^ Clickaclickaclickaclickaclickahicclickaclickaclickaclickahic ~damn these hiccups…hicgrrrrrr…~clickaclickaclickaclickaclickahic hic hic hic hic “Argh!!!” Heero Yuy cried out. He was at his laptop, typing away as usual, when an unexpected case of hiccups took over him, not allowing him to concentrate on his typing, resulting in a very irritated Gundam pilot. He finally got up and walked out of the room and headed downstairs. “Oi, Heero. What brings you here, out in the regular world?” Duo Maxwell inquired, definitely shocked that his fellow Gundam pilot decided to grace them with his presence. Heero grumbled, reminding Duo greatly of Wufei, and fetched a glass of water, downing it in one gulp. He stood there for a few seconds, then started 0hiccuping slightly. Heero mumbled some more, slammed the glass down on the counter, and disappeared into the next room. “Ya know, Heero…a way to get rid of those hiccups of yours is by having someone scare you. Just a friendly suggestion!” Duo called out, receiving no answer. The braided pilot sighed, knowing he’d never be able to get more than three words out of that guy. “Why do I even bother?” he mumbled to himself. Quatre Winner was walking down the hall towards the kitchen when he heard someone hiccupping. He peeked in the room where the sound was coming from, and was amused to see Heero trying to read a book in silence, only to be hiccupping every thirty seconds, then mumbling to himself, which reminded him greatly of Wufei for some reason, but that was not the matter. He shrugged and walked to the kitchen, only to find a gloomy-looking Duo slouched in a chair by the round table. “What’s with you?” Quatre asked the braided one. Duo mumbled, giving Quatre a case of déjà vu, and said hurriedly, “Heero has the hiccups and I tried to help him by suggesting a way to get rid of them and he just acted like Wufei and left the room. Other than that, nothing. Everything’s just peachy FU-CKING keen.” Shinigami moodily replied. When Quatre finally figured out what it was that Duo had said, he got a good idea. The blonde pilot motioned for Duo to follow him, and the two Gundam pilots both walked into the room where Heero was still unsuccessfully trying to get rid of those blasted hiccups. He was beginning to think there was no cure, and that he would have to self-destruct if he wanted to be rid of them. The Japanese pilot turned around abruptly to find Quatre approaching him with a sweet and frighteningly-gentle look on his face. The blonde kept walking towards his comrade, and suddenly opened his arms. “Come here, Heero. Gimme a hug, buddy.” The Arabian said. Outside the room, Trowa, Wufei(both of which just happened to be passing through) and Duo were eavesdropping and heard an abrupt cry. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Before they could think of who that could be, they saw a distinct blur of brown, prussian blue, green, black and yellow whiz by as Heero Yuy ran at the speed of light, getting as far away from Quatre as he could. Duo later found him crouched up in the very corner of his bedroom closet, clutching his knees to his chest and trying not to hyperventilate. “Heero? Snicker are you okay, dude?” Duo asked. Heero’s response was, “hichichic ~gasp~ that…hic hic…was…~gasp~…NOT…hic hic…FUNNY…hic hic hic hic.” You get the idea already, right? Well, two things were found out today and they are that Heero is afraid of at least something and that scaring the shit out of him does not work as a hiccup remedy for this Perfect Soldier. ~OWARI~ Sphynx: well guys, what did you think? Duo: I thought it was rather snicker um…amusing. What about you, Heero? Heero: hic hic hic …omae-hic-o kor-hic hic hic-osu… Sphynx: ~laughs evilly as she suddenly gets an idea for another fic~ Duo: ~just laughs evilly~ Heero: ~keeps hiccupping~ ********* Back to fics written by me