The Anime Nirvana     |   home
Prom Planning
Credit for this fantastic fic goes to the goddess of the pen herself, Anthy. Well, I don't know if she likes that title, but I thought that it was the least I could do. ^_^;; Anyway, another one of the greatest fics ever written, the plot is in the summary. Some major silliness, Relena-bashing, basketball player hazards, and other such warnings are included in this lovely piece of genius. Hope you like it, I know I did! ---Sphynx ^_~

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing's characters, they're on loan. ^_^
Author's Note: This was originally a line challenge that gone awry. Inserted lines are noted with an asterisk(*). Stumps Prom and Party is an actual company, their site and catalog (which is referenced throughout the series) can be found at www.stumpsprom.com. Why I have a prom catalog in my possession (the print version) is a long story.
Prom Planning
by Anthy
Even though the sun shone brightly that snowy January afternoon, all Duo could see was red. He stomped angrily down the street, he feet made loud crunching noises on the newly formed snow. Grabbing his braid, he wrapped it around his neck like a scarf, and he lowered his head as the wind picked up. He should have known today was going to be awful the moment his alarm clock woke him an hour late. As he rushed to catch the bus two blocks away, he had forgot his scarf, gloves and hat. Then it began to snow, and the bus had already turned the corner. Not only was it a Monday, but it was the first day back from a long three week winter break. The minute he had stepped into the archaic building Duo called his high school, he had been whisked to the principal's office.
"H-h-h-hey! M-M-M-Mssss. Nnnnn!" Duo Maxwell exclaimed through chittering teeth. He bounded into the large room, leaving a long water trail behind him. "H-h-h-ow w-w-was y-your w-win-ter b-break? M-miste-rr N, g-get you anything sp-p-pecial, hmmm?"
"Duo," Lucenzia Noin sighed as she turned from the window, "how many times have I told you Mr. Peacecraft does not approve of you calling him. . ."
"W-w-hat? Can't a guy express himself, g-geez." he grinned as he sat on his frozen hands. For the past few months, he found delight in tormenting Ms. Noin's new husband, who also happened to be his physics teacher. "S-sorry I-I'm l-late," he said abruptly, "w-w-what d-did my dear prinicpal have in store for her favorite J-class prez today?"
"May 5." Noin stated. She stood and walked over to her closet. Opening it she pulled out Zech's large coat, which she draped over the shaking teen's shoulders. She leaned against the desk as he stopped trembling.
"So what is so important about that date," he said, finally feeling warm, "other than the fact it's Cinco de Mayo?"
"That is when you have to have prom ready."
"What!?" Duo nearly shouted as he gripped the jacket. "As in the senior prom?"
"Juniors are invited too." she calmly noted.
"I know. . . but, but why me?" he stammered.
"It's the responsibility of the junior class to organize the prom, and as president you are in charge."
"I know nothing about proms," Duo muttered. He slumped back into his chair and tried to hide in the massive jacket. "I've never been to one in my entire life."
"Sorry, Duo." she sighed as she pushed the boy out of his seat and ushered him to the door. The bell rang loudly outside the hallway and Duo could hear the all to familiar din of students filing out of class. Missing homeroom seemed a small consolation to the hell he was living in. Taking the coat from him, Noin added, "You're pretty smart, you'll think of something."
"F-fine," Duo shivered as the draft from the open door hit him.
"Look, I already spoke to your vice-president and the cabinet has their monthly meeting this week so you can start from there. I know you can do this, I have faith in you."
"At least someone does," he murmured as he stormed out into the already crowded hallway. Storming down the hall, he stopped at his best friend Heero's locker. Heero had his back turned from him as he rummaged through his eerily organized space. Duo stood behind him and placed the back of his hand to Heero's neck. With a move that didn't surprise Duo at all, Heero grabbed the book he was looking for before nonchalantly turning in Duo's direction. The slightly taller teen looked at Duo for a moment before setting the book back into his locker.
"Your hands are cold." he said, sandwiching Duo's hands between his.
"No shit sherlock." Duo snapped. "Today is just not my day."
"You weren't in homeroom."
"I was with Noin, that evil mega-beast of-a," Duo fumed.
"Look, there's Relena, I've got to run." Heero said as he released Duo's hands. It was only then that Duo realized that his friend had been warming them. Pushing back confusing thoughts that raced through his head, Duo began to deposit his coat in the locker they sometimes shared. Feeling the sudden draft, Duo reached inside and threw on Heero's letter jacket. It was better insulated and it smelled like. . .
"Coming over later?" Heero asked, already starting to walk away.
"Yeah." Duo muttered as he threw his bookbag in the locker with a clang. He watched as Heero walked over to the blonde-haired girl and she immediately latched onto his arm. Duo turned to face the locker because he made no secret of his dislike for the girl. Duo rolled his eyes as he heard the chorus of "Awww" from Relena's clique. Ok, he was jealous that his best friend was dating the most popular girl in school. And sure, it wasn't the jealousy that one would think.
'Yes, I have a crush on my best friend,' he silently scolded himself, 'get over it! Don't be so surprised, Mr. Maxwell.'
'Stop being immature! Sulking gets you nowhere.' his mind snapped back.
"I'm a big kid now*. " he retorted loudly, causing looks from the guy standing at the locker next to him.
"Oh yeah? Then why ya arguing with yourself?" Duo froze as he realized he muttered the last two thoughts out loud. He turned to look at the guy at the locker next to him. The younger boy smiled and offered a sympathetic chuckle before closing his locker. The boy turned and walked down the hallway.
Slamming his locker, Duo shouted, "Society doesn't like smartasses, you know?" The boy, looking lost, paused and walked back towards the lockers.
"Today is just not my day." he murmured as he trudged forward. "This semester is going to be hell."
************************************************************************************
Heero walked slowly down the hallway, all attention left on the brown-haired bundle of energy he had left at his locker. Relena still clung tightly to his arm, making him feel imprisoned as she chattered to the group of girls walking with her. He wasn't sure when or if she was talking to him, and for that matter he did not care. Visions of his best friend clicked through his mind, his pale face flushed from the outside weather. He thought back to the long thin fingers that made Heero feel warm even though when he had held them they were cold as ice.
'Stop it, Yuy. You are dating Relena, remember?' he scolded himself. 'You should be fantasizing of her, not him.'
'That's right, dating. It's not like she's your girlfriend or anything.' his mind snapped back, sounding like a badly done Duo impersonation.
'Says who?'
'You, dummy.'
"Well I guess I'm the only one then, huh?" he said, and Relena turned to him in concern.
"The only one what?"
'The only one who doesn't consider you as my girlfriend.' the inner voice tormented, and Heero shrugged as they continued to walk toward their next class. He didn't know why he kept dating her, sometimes she was fun to be around, and she was cute. But in comparison to Duo, she just couldn't compete. Oh, he had tried to end things, but each attempt was dashed. Relena needed him right now, her father had died last year in a plane accident and Heero was the only person that she considered family.
She had a brother, but they weren't all that close considering the large age difference and the fact that they grew up in different homes. When she was three her parents had divorced, and they split the kids instead of split custody. Both parents were very successful and they were to give Relena and Milliardo whatever they wanted. Unlike her brother, she was a little spoiled, not accustomed to things not going her way. A year before her father's death she had lost her mother to cancer. She was devastated. When her father had passed, she had completely shut down. It was Heero who brought her back, and he knew that leaving her now would cause her to break down again. He knew because she told him almost everyday.
"Heero?" Relena asked as she tugged hard on Heero's arm. "Why is Duo wearing your jacket?"
Heero looked up to see Duo bouncing down the hallway. Sure enough, Heero could make out the "Yuy" on the back of the blue and black jacket. He couldn't help but grin as Duo dragged a well-dressed blonde male down the hallway, pointing at various classrooms. Heero recognized him as the new kid who had the locker next to his, and he wasn't surprised to how quick Duo befriended the boy.
"He was cold." Heero casually answered.
"Well, he has his own coat, doesn't he?" Relena retorted, pausing abruptly to stare at him. She gave a slight nod to her girlfriends, indicating that they should go ahead of her.
"Unlike you," he hissed, "he can only afford clothes that could keep a man in Hawaii warm. If he had a decent jacket, he'd wear it. It's just a damn jacket, what's the big deal?"
"It's just that," Relena started, "what I meant was. . . I don't know. What if I got cold?"
"I'd walk with you to your locker so that you could get your coat." he said without thinking. Relena rolled her eyes as she leaned forward to give him a kiss on the cheek.
"Not very romantic, but it'll do for now." she relented as the continued to walk down the hallway. Relena continued to smile, but inside her mind began to throw ideas that she just couldn't push away. There was something about Heero's relationship with his friend that she just found odd. Her friends always hinted at it, but she always thought that they were joking. But when she saw them standing at his locker this morning, Duo's hands sandwiched between Heero's, she knew that there was something there, she just didn't know what "it" was. She just had to find out.
**********************************************************************
"Okie-dokie!" Duo sang as his stopped abruptly at two large double doors. "Sophomore PE is in there. Your next class is down the hall, take a right, then up the staircase, make another right, a left at the first door, and Mr. Noi-, er, Peacecraft should be at the front of the room. Any other questions?"
"What is your name?" the blonde gasped as he tried to catch his breath.
"Oh, Duo Maxwell, sorry about the whole locker thing this morning." Duo said as he patted the boy's back. The teen looked up at him and he frowned.
"Maxwell? Isn't it Yuy?"
"Nah," Duo guffawed as his face flushed slightly. "This is my best bud's jacket. You'll soon know him as the second best athlete this school has to offer. Not much on conversation, but he's cool."
"Second?" he laughed.
"Yah. And I'm not being mean or anything, it's a fact. For one he's a junior, and two there's Trowa. That senior is everywhere. He plays almost every damn sport this school's got to offer and he excels in all of them." Duo rambled as he leaned against the gym door. "A transfer like you, but he used to be a circus performer or something. Even choreographs stunts for the cheerleaders. Rumor has it that he was a clown. Seeing that guy smile, hoo, that's something I'd pay for. Man, this guy is about as readable as upside-down hieroglyphics."
Duo made a move to leave when the door opened, propelling him forward. Before his face could make contact with the cold floor, a strong hand grabbed his arm and painlessly pulled him upright.
"Speak of the devil!" Duo chirped. "I was just talking about you! Tro, this is Quatre R. Winner. Q, meet Trowa Barton."
Quatre looked up at the tall teen and felt a blush grow to his cheeks. He couldn't help it, the guy was hot and he was staring right at him. One emerald green eye was visible, for half of his flawless face was covered by a thick bang. "Hi." he squeaked.
"Hi." Trowa said, corners of his mouth forming a small smile. Their gazes locked, and neither said a word until Duo made a loud noise of revelation and began to walk away.
"Well, I don't know about you, but I'm late. Now, if you'll excuse me, I was in the middle of a bad day before being politely interrupted. Nice to meet you, Q." Duo said as he leisurely strolled through the thinning crowd.
"Well, I better go in." Quatre gushed as he slowly walked backwards into the gym door. It didn't open.
"You have to pull to open it." Trowa informed, opening the other door. Quatre blushed and walked through. "Have a good day."
'Hope to see you soon.'
*************************************************************************
"Hey, Heero!" Duo yelled as he bounded into Heero's room. He was on the computer, the keyboard making rhythmic sounds as Heero continued with his work. Duo threw off Heero's jacket and stretched out on the bed with a loud sigh. "I didn't see you after school."
"Got a ride home with Relena." Heero said as he shrugged Duo's thin coat off his shoulders. "You didn't stop at my locker after class so I just took your coat."
"I know, but I got detained by the mega-beast. A kind beast, but evil for what she's making me do."
Heero continued to key as Duo relayed his meeting with Mrs. Noin. "I know nothing about proms, much less how to run one. I don't want it to suck, but I really wish someone else would do it. What should I do? And don't give me the usual, 'I have faith in you speech' because I've already heard it from her."
"Stumps."
"What?" Duo asked as he walked over to the computer.
"It's a party company that specializes in events and proms." Heero informed as he pointed at the screen. Duo wrinkled his nose as he sidled over and sat on Heero's knee.
"Prom planning, eh?" Duo quirked as he covered Heero's hand over the mouse and began to move it. "Hey! This place has even got an schedule. Let's see, it says that in December-"
"Duo?"
"Hmm."
"Do I look like a chair to you?"
"Yes. But not a good mouse." Duo joked as he slapped Heero's hand away. Heero shrugged in frustation and leaned back in the chair, using his free hands to play with Duo's braid. He personally didn't mind being this close to Duo. "Ok, it looks like Mrs. N took care of December already, the only thing she left out was selecting a prom committee. No biggie, I can put the junior and senior cabinet to work plus few volunteers. You've been volunteered, by the way. Let's see, I'll print this, and I'll order a catalog. It says it should be here by Thursday. . . hey Heero?"
"Hmmm?"
"Once you're done braiding my hair for the second time, you think you could fill out this form for me?"
"Why me?"
"You have nothing better to do, so I'm making you useful." Duo chided, making no move to stand. Shrugging, Heero leaned forward and wrapped his arms around Duo. Placing his head on Duo's shoulder, he began to key.
"You see, that wasn't so bad." Duo murmured. 'In fact this is great.' They sat in silence as Heero filled out the small form. After hitting send, Heero placed his arms around Duo's waist and continued to peer over his shoulder.
"What did it say for December?" Heero murmured into Duo's shoulder, not yet wanting to break contact. Duo's breath caught when he felt Heero's breath across his neck. Shaking his head, he stared at the computer screen as if it held the answer to the meaning of life.
"Nothing important really. January is were the junior cabinet really comes in. It's says that-" Duo began when there was a loud knock on the door. The two turned their heads to see Relena fuming in the opened doorway, her blue eyes narrowed into thin slits.
"What is this?" she asked, her voice tense. Duo grinned.
"Prom planning. What's it look like?"
********

Prom Planning Part 2
"What is this?"
"Prom planning. What's it look like?"
Relena opened her mouth to retort, but all that erupted from her where unintelligible sounds. She pointed angrily to the lap the Duo was sitting on, and to the arms around Duo's waist. Duo's lips thinned and the ends began to turn downward as he tried hard not to laugh. Turning his head in Heero's direction. Their gazes locked for a moment, and Heero intentionally crossed his eyes. Duo's expression exaggerated itself as he saw his friend's expression. He fell off Heero's lap, laughing hysterically, only infuriating Relena further.
"I-I'm not laughing at you," Duo sputtered between laughs. He stood and walked over to Relena's side. "It's just that Heero. . . and then I was. . ." he trailed off as her eyes narrowed even thinner. Duo cleared his throat and again resumed with his serious expression. "Hoo, look at the time! I'll be late for work."
Heero stood and walked towards Relena. Duo sidestepped her and reached for his bookbag on the floor. Pulling various articles of his uniform, he ran into Heero's bathroom.
"So I guess he can't afford a chair too?" Relena snapped after she heard the door close. Heero shrugged and walked back to the computer.
"You're being unreasonable," he stated as he sat back in his chair. "It's a free country, Duo can sit where he wants."
"In your lap?" she countered sarcastically. Walking briskly over to the computer, she peered over his shoulder. Looking at the silver and purplish theme of the prom site, she wondered why in the hell Duo needed to plan prom anyway. 'Well, at least they weren't lying about that. But still. . .'
"He wasn't sitting on my lap," Heero reasoned, "he was on my knees. There is a difference."
Relena dramatically clutched her hands to her chest and rolled her eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a difference!" she mused sourly before punching him in the arm. "What in the hell is wrong with you? Must I remind you that he's your best friend?"
"Relena. . ."
"And a guy for crying out-"
"Relena," Heero said as he stood and grasped her shoulders. "look at me."
She slowly turned her gaze towards him and raised an eyebrow. "Hmm?"
"Listen carefully. You said it yourself, Duo is my friend, repeat friend. I've known him a lot longer than I've known you, and maybe we are a little close, but that's all." Heero soothed. Relena found herself lost in his low voice, his intense blue eyes, and she began to feel embarrassed for her actions. "You're seeing things that aren't there, it's just a big misunderstandi . . . Duo, you're hosting tonight."
Relena blinked rapidly. His gaze was still locked on her, did she just imagine that last part? Turning her head, she realized that Duo had left the bathroom and was putting his school clothes in his bookbag. Duo had his braid tucked into the back of his bright red T-shirt and was wearing slightly wrinkled khakis. Duo made a frustrated groan and walked over to Heero's closet. Opening it, he grabbed a freshly ironed pair of khakis and a forest green polo shirt that was hanging neatly on the side of the door. He gave Heero a half-hearted salute before marching into the bathroom.
"Heero!" Relena snapped. "Pardon me, seeing things that aren't there? What am I seeing exactly? Could it be that you're seriously creeping me out right now? Should I even ask why his uniform is in your closet? Let me guess, since his job, and the school, is closer to your house, he changes here after class."
"Yes, that is why." Heero answered.
"And to not sound like a brat or anything," Duo added as he walked out of the bathroom and sat on the bed, "but as much as I love my foster home, the little kids just love hogging the bathroom. Not to mention the walk home is hell when you miss the damn bus!" he rambled as he began to slip on his work shoes. Grabbing his thin coat, Duo stood and walked out into the hallway. "Well, I'm gone, sorry about eavesdropping, but the walls of your bathroom aren't that thick."
"They are." Heero stated loudly.
Duo's laughter could be heard as he bounded down the stairs. "That explains why I could only make out Relena. And Heero, could ya print out that schedule for me? Thanks, man. Check you later, Princess!"
"That's not right." Relena whined. 'Why am I the only one who sees this? Am I imagining things? And did that bastard just call me "Princess"?'
'Sure did.' her mind taunted. 'And Heero let him. Some boyfriend. . .'
'I didn't ask you.' Relena argued back, ignoring what Heero was telling her at that moment.
'Well if you ask me, I think that you dear boyfriend likes.'
"I didn't ask you!" she snapped. Heero took a step backward.
"All I said was that I thought that it would do us some good to go out and get some fresh air."
"I'm sorry sweetie," Relena apologized, hooking an arm around Heero's waist, "how about the movies?"
'Don't worry,' her mind reassured her, 'either way he's as good as yours. It just up to you to keep it that way.'
'Oh, I will. I have my ways. . .'

Duo stood in the small cramped space, a tiny workstation set apart from the kitchen in the back. Grabbing a freshly washed knife and fork from the large silverware holder. They were warm to the touch, probably just out of the dishwasher. Setting a large stack of napkins in front of him, Duo placed a knife close to the corner of the top napkin. Add fork, fold corner, wrap, wrap, throw. Repeat. Duo thoughtlessly continued on his task, all the while being pushed aside by waiters and waitresses who needed silverware for their tables. "Folding forks," Duo muttered as he threw another perfectly rolled set into the bin, "the hosting pastime of champions."
He felt someone stand beside him and begin the same monotonous work. Duo reasoned it to be Hilde, her shift must have started a while ago. It wasn't until a slender hand waved frantically in front of him did he snap out of whatever trance he was in.
"Who's manning the station?" Duo asked casually. Hilde craned her neck around the corner.
"Tim's opening the door. . . looks like Jane and Melissa are sitting. I've got clipboard once Chris's shift ends. What's your assignment?" she informed him, turning to see he had blanked out again. "You know that you are out of forks?"
Duo paused as he realized he had folded about six lonely knives. Picking them out of the bin, he threw them in the dish rack and began to fill the basket at his feet.
"Whoa. . . this is serious." Hilde joked as she leaned against the counter. "Give me details. I betcha Heero's in the mix."
"Hilde," Duo warned as he grabbed the basket, slid past Hilde and began to briskly walk to the host station at the front of the restaurant. After setting down the basket, he began to organize the menus that had been thrown during the evening rush when Hilde's fingers began to poke him in the side.
"I'm right, aren't I?"
"Fuck you." he hissed, and began to look around to make sure a customer or manager wasn't around to hear that.
"Oh, you're blushing! I'm so right! So tell me!" Hilde insisted as she practically glomped him.
"Chris?" he pleaded to the curly-haired girl standing in front of a crowd of people. She turned and gave him an apologetic smile before mouthing ten minutes. "I wasn't asking how long the wait is!" Duo exclaimed in defeat as he removed Hilde's arms from around his waist.
"All the tables are full of people, no one to seat for another ten minutes," Hilde pointed out, "just enough time to tell me why you've been in la, la, land."
"For all you know it could be about the prom we've been designated to plan." Duo countered. He watched as his fellow cabinet member and junior class vice-president cross her arms and wrinkle her nose.
"Nah, you'd be pissed about that." she reasoned. "You looked pretty happy folding those napkins."
"Nothing happened," Duo blurted out suddenly, "absolutely nothing. . . but Relena walked in and then all of a sudden it was something! Stupid, huh?"
"I swear. . ." Hilde trailed off as she saw the hopeless look appear in Duo's eyes. "So what didn't happen?"
"I went over to Heero's, as usual. I was still pretty mad at Mrs. N's prom assignment and was ranting about it. So, Heero had pulled up this prom company on his computer-"
"That's wonderful! Did you get a cata-"
"I'm bringing all that I found to tomorrow's meeting. As I was saying, I was sitting on Heero's lap and-"
"Whoa there!" Hilde gasped. "Was it a nice lap?"
"You can be so crude at times."
"That wasn't crude. It would have been crude if I asked you if Heero's-"
"Customers . . ." Duo sang between clenched teeth.
"Fine. So you were innocently sitting on your friend's lap at the computer. . ."
"I was."
"Whatever. You were there and the girlfriend walked in. And then. . ."
"Yeah," a female voice behind them blurted out, "what next? This is getting good." Spinning on his heel, Duo realized that the large party that Chris had been talking to were staring at the two teens. They were all grinning.
"Oh gee! Look at that, low on balloons!" Duo exclaimed as he began to walk back toward the kitchen. Maybe he could learn how to prepare those Aztec salads that his friend loved so much.
So he could put it down the back of her shirt.

Few days later
Quatre closed his locker and looked around the large hallway. It was early, only a fair smattering of students could be seen. Classes didn't start for another hour, most of the kids he knew were probably just getting out of bed. The students that were there probably had before school practice, he had spotted the JROTC drill team marching in the empty parking lot. Others were at their lockers, sleepily lounging with friends or finishing homework. Some were stuck with early morning detention. He, on the other hand, had other plans.
Walking briskly down the hallway towards the cafeteria, Quatre could see the large blue sign. "Prom Committee Meeting Here!" was printed in still dripping white paint. He had no clue why he was joining the prom committee, for he was only a sophomore, and the new kid to boot. Duo had insisted that he should come, but he still felt that Duo had a different reason besides wanting all of his friends to be a part of the prom committee. Quatre paused at the cafeteria door as he promptly remembered that Trowa was also a friend of Duo's.
Quatre turned and began to walk away from the doors when they opened and a hand clutched his jacket and pulled him in.
"You made it!" Duo cheered as he pulled the bewildered boy into a quick hug. "Trowa's over there," Duo added with a wink. Quatre laughed faintly.
"If you say anything else," Quatre whispered in a low voice. "I will kill you.*"
"Geez, thought you would be grateful," he muttered as he pushed Quatre in the room. Looking at the clock, he realized that it was time to start the meeting.
"Welcome everybody!" Duo stated loudly as he sat at the head of the cafeteria table besides Hilde. "I pleased that you could all make it to-"
Entering the cafeteria door was Heero, Relena latched tightly to his arm.
And she didn't look happy.
*******
Prom Planning Part 3

Heero walked briskly down the hallway, Relena clinging tightly to his arm. He still had no clue why she was coming to this meeting with him; in fact he was annoyed. Last night, after finally convincing the girl that her suspicions were unreasonable, Relena insisted on joining a committee to make it up to him. He secretly thought she had other motives.

Those worries became a reality the next morning when Relena arrived at his house 10 minutes late. Her excuse or apology was oversleeping; but he could tell that she took no pains in rushing, she looked as pristine as always. All the way to school she ranted and raved about how this year's prom was going to be a bust.

"Duo!" she had exclaimed, "Of all the people to be in charge of prom, it had to be him. He's nothing but a goof off, and he is not all that bright either. Sometimes I wonder how you can put up with him."

He had wanted to snap at her, tell her that Duo had a higher G.P.A. than her, but he kept his mouth shut. The second they had reached inside the school doors, Relena began to complain about it being "chilly". Throwing his letter jacket at her, he began his walk to meeting. He paused at the cafeteria doors and silently prayed his girlfriend would not stir trouble.

"Welcome everybody!" Heero heard from inside the room. Bracing himself, he shot a warning glance at Relena before stepping inside. Duo was sitting at the head of the table, wearing a pair of dark slacks and an off-white sweater that appeared to be a couple sizes too large. It was different from his usual dark wardrobe, but professional looking nonetheless. Hilde was sitting next to him in a similar outfit; their usually cheery expressions were replaced by more serious grins. He stood still as he watched Duo start the meeting; Relena tugged angrily at his arm.

"I'm pleased that you could all make it to-" Duo paused as Heero and Relena entered. As he made eye contact with the girl across the room, their eyes narrowed slightly. Relena huffed and pulled once more on Heero's arm, making sure that they sat on the farthest end of the table. She grinned, hoping that her presence would fluster him.

Duo grinned as he looked back at the door. "Anyone else?" His grin widened as the people in the room began to laugh. As if on cue, the door opened and Mrs. Noin walked in, causing the room to laugh harder and applaud her tardiness.

"Don't mind me," she instructed as she sat at a nearby table. "Pretend I'm not even here."

"As I was saying, welcome. I'm glad to see such a large turnout." Duo said to the room as he did a mental count in his head. He guessed around 50 students, but he wouldn't be sure until after the sign-up. "I thought we'd start out by introducing the cabinet. I'm Duo, junior class president. This lovely lady next to me is the Junior Vice President, Miss Hilde Somethingorother, which sounds a lot like somethingorother."

"It does not!" Hilde bristled as she playfully punched him in the arm.

"Still luv ya anyway." he winked as he motioned to the stern-looking boy who was also wearing a white top and dark pants. "Wuffie. . ."

"Wufei." the Chinese teen interrupted gruffly.

"Wufei, is our secretary-"

"Treasurer."

"Secretary."

"Treas-"

"Administrative Assistant slash Treasurer." Duo playfully resigned, causing the room to erupt into laughter once more. "To round out our list is the ever busy sponsor, Mrs. Noin. Unfortunately, she's *not here* for the meeting."

"This is stupid." Relena scoffed under her breath loud enough for everyone to hear.

"What was that Miss Peacecraft?" Mrs. Noin asked as she walked over to the end of the table. The room became temporarily silent. Duo continued on speaking, knowing that a scene was the last thing he needed.

"Now that we've introduced ourselves, I think that we better start. We've got a lot to cover in only a few months." Duo continued as he watched Mrs. Noin warn Relena out of the corner of his eye. He stood so that he could be seen and heard by the entire room. "In general, we will officially meet twice a month to check on the status of the subcommittees and to vote on various things. Attendance to those meetings are important. If you miss, please contact one of the officers immediately. Unofficial meetings may be scheduled at the spur of the moment; you don't have to come to those, but I recommend it. Today we will be picking our theme and colors. Subcommittee sign-up will be at the very end. Hilde?"

"Right now we have seven committees." Hilde began as Duo sat down and handed her a piece of paper. She stood and read off the list. "After-Prom events, clean-up, flowers, food and refreshments, invitations, programs and memory books, ticket sales. We will put up separate sign-up sheets at the end of the meeting."

"There will also be flyers that will explain what you will be responsible for along with the phone number of the student or teacher in charge of the committee." Duo added from his seat. "Some committee members will have outside meetings, they are also marked on the sheets. Gotta go to those meetings no matter what. If you can't make the meetings, please do not sign up."

"And for all your hard work, you'll get to wear these cool prom committee shirts the day before prom!" Hilde finished as she unearthed the blue T-shirt from her seat.

"You were sitting on it?" Duo whispered, causing the dark-haired girl to giggle. She sat back down and motioned to Wufei, who promptly stood.

"The cabinet will be responsible for the budget," he stated loudly, reading from a page in his notebook. "Purchases must be made by 2/3 vote, as with selection of theme, colors, and decorations. Teachers will solely be responsible for security, chaperoning, and prom court. A court committee will be formed after the candidates have been selected. A prom court candidate may not join this committee. All other matters concerning prom will be handled at the bi-weekly meetings."

"Well!" Duo exclaimed as Wufei sat down, "Now that we've got the boring stuff out of the way, let's get on to the fun stuff!" He took the stack of papers next to him and handed them to Hilde. "Take one and pass them around. Here's a list of the most common prom themes this year. Most are song titles or show themes. Everyone, go through this list. Yell out the ones that call to your soul!" he bellowed out, adding quickly at the end, "And then we vote."

"I can't believe. . ." Relena grumbled to herself as she shared a list with Heero. The meeting was going well, better than she had hoped. It seemed that Heero's longhaired idiot was much more intelligent than she had thought. Though she was impressed by the layout of the meeting, almost envious, Relena had a plan for this meeting herself. She looked around the room and waited, made sure that everyone was looking at the list that Heero had helped Duo find a few days ago. Turning to glare the head of the table, she raised her hand.

"How are we possibly going to pick from this list!" she exclaimed before any of the officer's could acknowledge her. "There's more than 300 themes on this paper. And pretty lame ones at that."

"Yeah." a girl moaned, one of her friends.

"Where did you make this anyway?" another girl complained.

"Looks cut and paste to me."

Relena leaned back as she listened to the hushed whispers that floated across the room. She held back a giggle as she watched Linda send another insult loudly in Duo's direction. Turning to look at the boy, she was surprised to see that he seemed unfazed, in fact he seemed calm. Heero on the other hand, began to look around the room quickly, his eyes focusing mainly on the exit.

"You know," Duo mused loudly as he leaned back in the chair. "Relena does put up a valid point. I mean, I admit, these came straight out of a catalog. Can anyone name a prom the DIDN'T have a cheesy theme? Tradition states that every prom must ham up the cheese factor!" he stated, tapping on the table for emphasis. The room began to laugh at the joke. Motioning them to be quiet, he continued. "Seriously, I do want the theme to mean something. I mean that for some of you, this is your last prom ever. To us juniors, it means sh. . . little, but for the seniors it means a whole lot. We've got to try our hardest. Think back to this fall, think of all the experiences you've gone through. Read the list; mark the ones you like. If you find nothing, think of something else. Instead of voting today, we will vote on Friday. Let's have this week to brim up ideas. So, I'm just gonna cut my losses and close the meeting a few minutes early."

The room sat in silence as Duo stood and walked over to an empty table and began to lie out the subcommittee lists. A few began to clap, and it grew to thunderous applause. Duo turned and over dramatically clutched his heart then bowed.

"Sign the lists already!" he said loudly. "We don't want to anger the cafeteria gods." Everyone stood and walked over to the lists, talking to each other as they went along. Things went back to normal, conflict forgotten-as if it never happened. Duo walked over to Relena and Heero. They were standing at the rear of the cafeteria, Heero's eyes staring directly at the doors now.

"Heero, Relena." Duo acknowledged his voice tight.

"Duo." she responded coolly, flipping her blond hair over her shoulder.

"You," he hissed, "can leave. Your friends as well. This is not a place for your games."

Relena huffed as she turned and walked over to the table, fully intent on signing up for a committee. Heero stood frozen, unable to move. Duo glared angrily at him now, his violet-eyes narrowed. Grabbing Heero's arm he pulled him out into the hallway and pushed him against the wall.

"What the fuck were you thinking?" Duo snapped at him. "Bringing that bitch and her friends-"

"I didn't know." he stated. "If I knew. . ."

"Bullshit." the longhaired teen muttered as he let go of his arm. "Even if you did know, you'd be too scared to do anything about it. You're too scared to even-" Duo drew in a breath as he realized what he was saying.

"Duo. . ." Heero whispered as he reached for Duo's arm, but he was already backing away. "What am I so scared to-"

"I'm sorry, but. . . *this* has got to stop. Keep her in line. If you can't, then. . . I don't want your help either." he commanded, his voice low. He turned and walked into the cafeteria, not noticing Relena leaning against the opposite wall. Walking up to Heero, she reached for his hand.

"Don't touch me." Heero said coldly as he walked past her. She smiled at his retreating form. Sure, he was mad at her now, but she could easy get back in his graces. Duo on the other hand, wouldn't have the slightest chance.

She was going to win this battle, and she finally knew how.

**************************************************************

Quatre stood at the sign-up table, his eyes scanning each list.

"What committee are you going to join?" a voice asked behind him. He froze, his book bag slipping from his hand to the floor. Turning, he found himself standing extremely close to Trowa.

"Um, I was going to sign up for Ticket Sales," Quatre mused, "but I was thinking about the Food and Refreshment committee. What about you?"

"Ticket Sales or Food and Refreshment." the senior answered without hesitation.

"Oh." Quatre said as he turned his face to the floor. Blushing madly, he began to scuff the floor with his foot. 'That's not what he meant!' he scolded himself. "You can go ahead of me if you want. I'm still making up my mind."

"I was hoping to see what you were signing up for first." Quatre heard Trowa say. Looking up, he saw that Trowa was mimicking his actions, a hint of a smile on the taller teen's face.

Laughing, Quatre lightly tugged on Trowa's letter jacket before pushing him away. Blushing furiously, he turned and signed his name on a list, not really noticing what he signed for.

"Hmm," Trowa hummed as he leaned over Quatre's shoulder. "Clean-up?"

"Opps, wrong list. I, um, I could have sworn this said. . ." Quatre stammered as Trowa took the pen from his hand and scratched out his name. Signing them both up for Ticket Sales, Trowa stood and walked out of the cafeteria, leaving a confused Quatre behind.

". . .oh, my." the blond boy gushed as he leaned back against the table, ignoring the confused looks by the girls standing beside him. Seeing a long brown braid fly past the corner of his eye, Quatre picked up his book bag from the floor and ran to tell Duo what had happened.

"Hey Duo!" Quatre exclaimed.

"Bitch!" Duo hissed as he kicked his book bag before scooping it off the floor. "Oh, hi Q." he added as he turned around.

"So that was the Relena you were talking about."

"Yeah." he muttered as the two began to leave the cafeteria. Duo waved briskly to Mrs. Noin, who was supervising the sign-up table.

"You covered really well in there." Quatre said as the two left the room and into the crowded hallway.

"True, but did you see after?"

"I was talking to Trowa, I think. We might have been fl. . . no!" he giggled before clamping a hand over his mouth.

Duo grinned. "Cute. I bet by the time prom comes around. . . no, wait that's too long. *Before* prom you two will-"

"We two will what?" Quatre challenged.

"Nooothinggg."

The two walked briskly to in companionable silence to Quatre's locker. Watching Duo easily open the locker next door to his, he remembered Duo's earlier mood. "So what happened after the meeting?"

Duo groaned as he opened the locker. Pausing to turn over the pink picture frame on Heero's door, he proceeded to throw his books into the crowded space.

"I was cool. I handled it well," he ranted as he heard his books fall with a clang. "Then I grabbed Heero's arm and caused a little scene in the hallway. I don't know why I snapped at *him*, it was his girlfriend I was mad at!"

"Maybe the fact that Relena is his girlfriend made you lash out at him." Quatre suggested as he put his book bag on a hook and closed the door.

"I don't know. But this whole thing with Relena is starting to bug me. It's pissing me off." Duo ranted. "She never really liked me to begin with, but now she's trying to put the two of us against each other. It's all because of that whole computer thing. Now Heero's probably pissed at me. I almost accused him of. . . never mind, you'd think I was crazy." Shaking his head, he threw another book in the locker. One of Heero's books tipped over, causing a calculator to fall and land in Duo's palm. A post-it note was attached to it. "I lost my calculator, find it for me," it read.

Duo began to laugh. "You have got to be kidding. We haven't done this since . . . middle school." he told the blond Arabian as he stared at the object in his hand. "Whenever we had a fight, we'd leave something of ours behind where the other could find it. That way we would have to return it. Perfect excuse for an apology. But being the stubborn people we are, we never could say sorry."

"So he left the calculator to patch things up?"

"Either that or he knew I had a test today." Duo mused as he tossed the calculator in his bag.

"Why don't you ask him?" Quatre said as he looked behind Duo's shoulder. "Hey Heero. Um, if you'll excuse me. . ."

Duo watched Quatre's retreating form, secretly dreading to turn around. So he didn't.

"I found your calculator."

"Still mad?" Heero asked. He began to deposit his bag in the locker, ever watchful of Duo from the corner of his eye.

"A little."

"I thought you had a test today. Can you just drop it off at my place after school?"
'Are things still cool with us? Please, please, please. I hate when you're mad at me.'

"I was gonna stop by anyway." Duo remarked casually as he flung his book bag on his shoulders.
'I feel like such a jerk. I'm still pissed at your girlfriend. I'm not sure why I'm mad at you too, but I am.'

"Yeah." Heero said, briefly noting how tight Duo's fingers were gripping his book bag.
'He's still mad at me.'

"Yeah." he echoed. Out of the corner of his eyes, he looked closely at Heero's body language.
'He knows I'm mad at him. Shit! Am I really mad at him? I don't know, fuck. Why do I feel so terrible?'

"We're late." Heero pointed out as the bell rang above their heads.

Duo turned around and began to grin. "Walk me to class?" he asked coyly.

"We're in the same homeroom."

"Sheesh, you're no fun." Duo groaned as he rolled his eyes. He slapped Heero's arm and began to walk away. Slamming his locker shut, Heero caught up with his friend, putting Duo in a playful chokehold. Duo laughed as he slipped free and began to sprint down the hallway, Heero running not too far behind him.

***********************************************************

"'An affair of love'. . .no. . . it's too, eh. . . 'another day in paradise'. . .'as time goes by'?" Quatre mused as he sipped from his milk carton. It was lunchtime and unfortunately for Quatre it seemed that none of his friends had the same lunch hour. Immediately grabbing a round table in an empty corner, the small blond covered the table with the contents of his book bag. He spent most of the lunch period thinking about prom themes, and ignoring the rowdy table next to his. Not even bothering to look up, he could tell from the massive amounts of blue grazing through his peripheral vision that they were varsity players.

'Could you be any more. . .' his mind taunted.

'Don't even. I'm a nerd, accept that fact and get over it.' he thought, arguing with himself.

'I was thinking more along the line of sissy, but what can you do?'

"No, that's gay." he grumbled out loud. Scratching out "At the Hop", Quatre sighed and leaned back in his chair.

'Were you referring to the theme or . . .?'

"Argh!"

*********************************************************************

Lunch held no meaning for Trowa Barton, just something to pass the time until gym. He sat at the 'jock table' bored out of his mind. If this was what high school life was supposed to be like, he would take his trailer school any day. Everyone at home, well, his circus home insisted that this was best for him. He disagreed. Six months later and reluctantly one of the "popular" kids, Trowa still felt that he was better off at the circus. That is until *he* showed up. Running into Duo the same day he was showing Quatre around was no accident. Trowa had seen the teen earlier in the attendance office that day, and he was rendered speechless. Any reason, any excuse Trowa could find to be near Quatre, he used it.

"I'm obsessed."; Trowa groaned as he buried his head in his hands.

"With what, bro?" someone asked, a strong arm wrapped itself around Trowa's neck.

"Nothing." he said, not even bothering to identify the owner of the arm.

"Come on man, who's the chick? I've never seen you this expressive since that day Jay kicked ya in the-"

"Argh!"

Heaven had opened its gates and the angels began to sing in a chorus only heard by Trowa's ears. Swinging his body around in his chair (briefly strangling himself in the process), Trowa saw Quatre sitting alone at a table, angrily swiping at a piece of paper.

'Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.' Trowa's mind chanted. 'Keep it together. Keep it together.'

"Man, you look like you've seen a ghost."

"Don't worry about it." he informed his friend as turned around. The teammate shrugged as he removed his arm from Trowa's neck. Whatever fancy trick the guy did while turning around really hurt.

'3, 2, 1, snap.'

Trowa grabbed his tray, book bag, and jacket and in one swift motion he had turned his seat around to Quatre's table.

"Hi." he said once his books hit the table. Quatre's head snapped up at the noise.

"Um, hi." Quatre choked out, a faint red growing across his cheeks. They stared at each other in silence, neither moving or saying a word.

"Dude, wasn't Trowa sitting here a second ago?"

********************************************************************

"So they ate lunch together, right? Well, they didn't actually eat lunch." Duo rambled as he stretched across Heero's bed. "Q said that they didn't realize that they had the same lunch together until the very end. They didn't really start talking to each other until the passing period, and that's only because I had to pick a topic for them. Geez man, I've never seen somebody crush on somebody so bad! It's kinda cute. I think you need to help your friend out, Tro's pretty dense on the whole relationship thing. And since you two are on the b-ball team. . ."

"Duo. . ." Heero said from his seat at the computer.

"Try and get him to do something with his bangs. I mean they're starting to cover more than half of his face. Maybe get him to open up more and talk a bit, hehe, um, never mind. Leave that to me."

"Duo."

"What?"

"We're still on F." he stated, turning to stare at his friend.

"No more!" Duo groaned as he rolled onto his side. He propped up his head in one of his hands and began to pout. "If I have to hear another prom theme I'll go insane! You know that Wufei came up today pissed about the "Shanghai Moon" theme. I told him earlier-"

"Quit changing the subject."

"Fine." he sighed as he fell back against the pillows. "We left off at Famous Couples-"

"Which prompted you to talk for half an hour about Quatre and Trowa."

"By the end of the year they will be. Are we going to go through this list or not? I could always go to work early."

"You're the one. . ." Heero started before looking back at the screen, a grin crossing his face. The two had been playfully snapping at each other all day, finding arguments about the most silliest things. They even "fought" over who would put popcorn in the microwave and who would get soda from the refrigerator.

"Scratch out "Famous Couples," we both agree that it's lame."
"'Fantastic Voyage'. . .'Feels like heaven'. . ." Heero began to read down the computerized list, briefly pausing to hear Duo's opinions on them. There were none. ". . .'Feels like love'. . . 'Fly with me'. . .'Forever in my life'. . ."
"Yes!" Duo shouted, causing Heero to turn around abruptly. The longhaired teen was sitting cross-legged on the bed, a Gameboy in his hands. "Four in a row! Tetris!"
"Hand it over." he growled, sitting down on the bed next to Duo.
"I'm about to break my record. You keep looking at those lists." Duo whined. Heero began to grab for the game from his friend's hands. Trying in vain not to lose his game, Duo continued to play the game, dodging Heero's advances by standing and walking around the bed. "Heero! Quit."
"Pick a theme first." Heero stood and cornered him on the bed, poking the other teen's side until he fell backward, still trying to play the game.
Duo laughed and tried to roll away from poking hands, but Heero was sitting on his legs. "I told you I'm done with themes for today! You pick and if you don't quit poking me. . ."
Blue eyes narrowed mischievously. In one swift move Heero grabbed the blanket at the end of the bed and threw it over them. "I guess I'll have to ruin your game then."
"I can't see!" Duo screamed. "Hah! I hit the pause button!"
"Not for long!" With that, the two began to wrestle each other, their actions unseen from under the blanket. Hands flew out from under the blanket. One hand gripped the other, causing it to hit the nightstand and the clock radio in the process.
"Ow! Heero!" More scuffling ensued as the blanket slowly got kicked aside.
"Give me the game."
"You get it." Duo gasped, his body currently pinned by Heero's. They were now at the foot of the bed, panting and suppressing giggles.
"I'd love to but I don't know where it is." he panted as he looked around the bed and in Duo's hands.
"Come to think of it, where is it?" the violet-eyed boy asked between laughter. "I kinda threw it off the bed when you tackled me." He began to laugh even louder when he realized the position they were in.
"You know, um Heero, if Relena was to walk in right now, or anybody for that matter. . .wait a sec!" Duo's eyes widened as he listened to the song playing on the clock radio. He threw himself at Heero, throwing the surprised boy backwards and on his back.
"What are you-?" Heero asked as Duo untangled himself from Heero's legs and began to climb up his body.
"Shhh. Listen." he informed him as he sat on Heero's stomach and turned up the volume on the radio. "I've found a theme!"
"But . . . it's Disney."
"I know that, but it's the soundtrack version. It's guaranteed cheese, but listen to the lyrics." Duo pleaded as he rolled of Heero's body and sat next to him. Heero tried to listen to the lyrics, but he found it hard to concentrate.
'Stop thinking about the guy next to you and listen to the song.' he scolded himself.
Duo sat in silence as the song continued, leaning against the headboard. Though he was pleased at himself for finding a theme for the prom, he wanted to die. Somewhere during that wrestling match, the emotions changed from annoyance to fun. To well. . . you know. Avoidance was key. 'Pretend it didn't happen, all is well. Listen to your damn song.' he thought mournfully. "Well?" he suggested as the song ended.
"It's. . ." 'I'm still not thinking about the music. What was the song again? Kill me now.'
"Disney, I know." 'Weird factor is up, time to leave.' He stood from the bed and grabbed his book bag. "Well, now that I have a theme everyone can vote on, which they better, I better go to work. It's getting late, so I'll just change there. Hey Heero, call your Relena. I don't want you guys to get all heartbroken on me or anything. About . . .Tetris. . ."
"Don't worry about it." Heero interrupted as he stood and walked over to his computer. "It was nothing."
"Yeah!" he squeaked cheerfully, though he felt like he'd been slapped. Spinning on his heel, Duo walked out into the hallway. "Nothing at all." he echoed, running down the stairs.
Heero picked up his phone and reluctantly dialed. Neither was convinced.
******

Prom Planning Part 4a

"Kill me now!" Duo groaned as he pounded his head on
the host podium. Tsk-ing sympathetically, Hilde patted
Duo's shoulder before reaching for the menu under his
head. Slipping an insert inside, she handed it to
another hostess, and froze when she heard a loud
thwap.

"Come on," she sighed, prying Duo away from the
station, "it couldn't have been that bad." Receiving a
pitiful glance from her friend, she grabbed the
nearest stack of menus and swatted his arm. "Now will
you please tell me what happened?"

"Yes, please do." their manager playfully snapped as
he rushed towards the stand with a handful of
silverware. "Fraternizing on the job gets you
silverware duty. To the back with you!"

"I was so looking forward to seating people and
telling them about our new specials!" Hilde said with
a sniffle. She laughed before grabbing Duo's arm,
dragging him to the silverware station.

"No making out back there!" the manager added as they
flew by.

"Geez," Duo laughed as they reached the counter,
"what's his problem?"

Hilde giggled as she grabbed for a handful of forks.
"Oh, don't hold it against him. He's not the only
person who thinks you're my boyfriend."

"I wonder why. . . Hilde?" he sarcastically asked,
already rolling a set.

"I don't think I'm going to comment on that." she
huffed. "Who wants a gay boyfriend anyway?"

"Oh, you know you love me."

"Roll." Hilde playfully ordered as she tossed another
set in the basket.

"I wuv you, Hilde." he cooed as he pulled her into a
big bear hug. "I've been known to fraternize with the
ladies." Just then a waitress walked by, giggling as
she took a few silverware rolls from the basket.

Quickly dislodging herself from Duo's arms, Hilde
laughed loudly as she punched him in the stomach.
"Yeah, I really wonder why. . . Duo!" Shrugging
nonchalantly, Duo continued at the task at hand. The
two teens continued tedious job of refilling the
basket of silverware, neither saying a word. "Um,
Duo?" Hilde asked after a long moment of silence.

"Yeah?"

"You know you ran out of forks again?"

"Well, shit." Duo hissed.

"What did Heero do this time?"

"He wouldn't let me play Tetris!" he whined, finishing
the last set.

"That's terrible." she said dully.

"And he tickled me."

"He should know better." Hilde grinned, trying hard to
hold back a laugh.

"Then we wrestled."

There was a long pause as Hilde slowly turned her back
to him, giggling wildly. "Say no more, say no more."
she gasped as she walked away. "Nudge, nudge, wink,
wink."

"You know what I mean?" Duo asked in a British accent
[1] as he grabbed the silverware basket and followed
her.

"Sadly I do." she laughed, before frowning slightly.
"You didn't. . ."

"I did." he interrupted her. Hilde clamped her hand to
her mouth to hold back a loud guffaw. Duo groaned and
again turned toward the host stand. Grabbing his
shoulders, Hilde spun him around.

"Stop abusing the counter." she scolded as she began
to rearrange the menus. "The people at the bar are
starting to stare. And what about him...did he?"

"I'm not sure. Not like you can ask a somebody a
questing like: Pardon me, but at anytime during this
exchange of foreplay, I mean wrestling, were you by
chance. . . why are we talking about this at work?"

"Because the dinner rush isn't for another half-hour
and this place is pretty empty."

"That wasn't the worst thing," he added softly as he
tugged on balloon strings attached to the stand. "I
told him to patch things up with the Princess."

"You did what? Do you always have to make your life
harder than it needs to be?"

"It's not that easy."

"Sure it is!" Jim, the bartender said as he came
bounding around the corner, scaring them both.
Slinging an arm around Duo's shoulder's the hyper man
added, "Tell him to dump the bitch and then jump
*him*."

"Don't you have a bar to keep! Damn! At least you
could've gave me a margarita or something." Duo yelled
as Jim laughed and began to hop back to the bar. "This
is why I want another job." the braided boy lamented
under his breath.

"Oh, you know you love us." Hilde said, wrapping her
arms around his waist in a half-hug. "So you got a
theme yet?"

Duo rolled his eyes and hugged back, briefly scanning
the restaurant for tables to be cleaned. "Yeah, for
some reason I went with Disney." he answered. "Table 3
looks almost done. Who's our bus bitch tonight?"

"Duo!" she snickered as she began jabbing him in the
arm.

"Jim started it!!" he pleaded as he used a menu as a
shield. "Besides, it's a fitting title."

"Sure, whatever Duo." the shorthaired girl relented.
"Anyways, I went with Disney too."

"Cheese city!!" they both exclaimed at the same time.

"Famous for sentimental shit." he sighed as he turned
to look at the door. "It's . . . hey Q!"

"Hey Duo!" Quatre exclaimed as he walked in the door.
Duo's eyes widened as he recognized the familiar blue
and black jacket that the blond boy was currently
wearing. It was too large for the teen, the sleeves
passed his arms; but on a certain basketball player. .
.

Sure enough, Trowa entered a few seconds later looking
sharp wearing a dark green sweater and cargo pants.
Duo pushed Hilde aside and grabbed two rolls of
silverware and menus. "I'll seat them." he told her.
Turning to the pair he asked, "A table or booth?"

"Table." Quatre answered after receiving an indecisive
shrug from his date.

"Excellent choice! I'm assuming non-smoking for the
two of you? Marvelous. Now, if you'll just follow me.
. ."

"Thanks Duo." Trowa said as the longhaired boy sat
them at a small table for two. Duo grinned and winked
as he placed their silverware and menus in front of
them.

"Let me give you a quick run-down of our specials.
These," he instructed while snatching the insert from
Quatre's menu and held it up for display, "are our
specials. Order them and I get something special from
the boss. You don't think we call them "special"
because they're cheap! Oh, and ignore the stuff on the
back cuz it's alchie-hall and though you may look old
enough Tro, they'll still card you. Well, Sandra's
your waitress, tip good cuz we get a piece of the
profit [2], and enjoy your meal!"

Duo bounded away from the table, stopping to pick up a
pile of finished plates on a nearby table. After
placing them in the back, he returned to the podium
only to be greeted with another couple he knew from
school. Giving them the same "special menu speech", he
returned to the host stand. Scanning the restaurant,
he saw that Quatre was on the edge of his seat happily
telling Trowa about all the neat junk nailed all over
the walls. Not that it looked like his companion
minded; Trowa listened in almost admiration,
occasionally adding to the commentary which probably
prompted a flirting session between the two. Something
about them seemed familiar to Duo, almost like the way
he was with. . .

Duo briefly scolded himself; this wasn't the time to
think of such things. People began arriving in crowds,
quickly making the large restaurant appear extremely
small. Seating people as soon as possible and keeping
them in a good mood became the priority. Not to
mention giving the "official special speech" as fast
as possible, though at times he wished he could tell a
couple of them, especially the manager, where to shove
those damn specials.

Duo leaned against the host stand wearily, the wait
list now at 30 minutes. The crowd was so large that
the host stand was no longer really a place a host
would want to be. People flanked all around him, most
pushing him aside as they invaded his space. Work
shoes his ass, Duo's feet screamed at him, and he
could not wait to get home. It was one of those nights
that he would usually head to Heero's to vent and
possibly negotiate a foot massage, but knowing that
the Princess would be there just made his mood even
worse. He felt a hand taping his shoulder, but he
shrugged it aside. 'Go bother another host.' his mind
snapped while he automatically began to organize the
scattered menus.

"Can I have a balloon?" Trowa's voice asked behind
him, causing Duo to drop the pile in his hand.

"Sorry about that, Tro!" he exclaimed as he turned to
look at his friend. "Ok. . . what color?"

The slightly taller teen began to blush as he looked
at the balloons tied tightly to the host stand. "One
of each would be best. Quatre wondered if he could
have one. . ."

"Ah! Why didn't ya say so?" Duo exclaimed as he began
to find the balloon strings. Arranging the balloons in
a hasty bouquet, he passed them to Trowa. "Here you
go!"

Sandra ran up to the host stand after Trowa left, her
face full of concern. "What's that all about?" she
whispered as she placed a stack of empty glasses on
the host stand.

"It's the blond kid's birthday." Hilde quickly
answered, appearing out of nowhere to grab the cups,
pausing to prod Duo in the back to stay quiet.

"Really? Watch my tables for a second will ya?" Sandra
said before quickly running to the kitchen.

"Why'd you-" Duo began but was interrupted by Hilde
raising her hand. She gave the cups to Duo and began
to tick of her reasons on her hand.

"One they get free dessert, you won't get in trouble
for giving away five balloons to a teenager, and your
blond friend will get serenaded by the staff and think
it's was Trowa's idea! Sandra will be tipped
graciously, which means our cut will be a lot larger!"
she concluded as she leaned against the podium. "I bet
that blondie looks adorable when he blushes."

"You amaze me sometimes, Hilde Something-or-other." he
mused as he walked back to the kitchen.

"Resolving conflict for friends whenever possible."
she sang after him.

'Now as for you and your problems,' Hilde thought as
she went to seat another table, 'I've got my work cut
out for me.'

***********************

"I'm soooo glad you called, Heero." Relena purred as
she snuggled closer to him on the couch. "I thought
you would never forgive me for making a scene like
that."

"Just don't do it again." He said as he tried in vain
to watch the movie he had put in the VCR.

"I told you, I couldn't help it!" she protested.
"Those themes were awful! I'm sorry Duo thought that I
was trying to sabotage his meeting or something. I
told my friends and they were so upset! Especially
Linda, she has the biggest crush on him. They almost
quit the committees but I convinced them otherwise.
Aren't you proud of me, Heero?"

"Very."

"And why Duo yelled at you like that was beyond me.
Why you are friends is beyond me. You are nothing
alike!"

"That's why I like-"

"You two need space! That's it. People tend to fight
when they are around each other all the time. Maybe if
you spent less time with Duo-"

"I'm helping with prom."

"So am I, but you don't see me helping him every
single hour of the day. That's what his cabinet's
for."

"He asked me-"

"You can't go hold his hand forever, Heero. This is
something he has to do for himself." Relena again
interrupted. "If Duo needs help, he can ask his
girlfriend. They are on the cabinet together."

"Hilde's not his girlfriend." Heero stated tensely.

Noting the sudden change in her boyfriend's mood, she
pushed further. "Are you sure? I always see them
flirting or hugging each other. He even said at the
meeting that he loved her."

"He hits on Wufei whenever possible." he argued;
though the point only served to make him more edgy.

Relena crinkled her nose. "Wufei's a guy."

"Duo's a very open person. He says loves almost
everyone. . . what are you doing?" he snapped as
Relena had begun to place light kisses along his
collarbone.

"I thought that maybe we could, cuddle?" she murmured,
her hands leaving their spot around his shoulders and
began a slow path down his chest.

"No." he answered a bit roughly, pushing himself away
from her, his body ending up on the living room floor.
Scrambling to a standing position, he added; "I had a
long day, I'm really tired."

"That's ok." Relena whispered, standing to place a
quick kiss on his cheek. "Sweet dreams."

"Yeah."

Showing Relena to the door, Heero slowly made his way
to his room. He turned on the bedroom light, his eyes
automatically going to the small Gameboy on the floor.


"Damn it, Duo!" he cussed as he kicked the instrument
across the room. Looking at his unkempt bed, Heero
knew that sleep would be impossible. He sulked
downstairs and sprawled out on the couch. The clock on
the VCR read 11; Duo got off work an hour ago. Heero
punched the pillow when he realized that Duo hadn't
stopped by his place to change. Relena probably had
something to do with it, but that still did not ease
his mind. 'He could have went to Hilde's house
instead.' his mind suggested. 'You know, Duo always
mentioned that she was a really cute girl.'

"She's just a friend." Heero moaned as he grabbed a
throw pillow and attempted to suffocate himself with
it.

'Well, so is Wufei. . .'

"What about Trowa, huh? And that new kid. . . Quatre."

'Ah, ha! You're making yourself jealous!'

"Who Duo dates is none of my business!"

'Then why do you care so much?'

"Why am I still conscious?" he mumbled into the pillow
as he pressed it closer to his face.

'Yeah, why do you care? I'd really like to know. . .'

******************************************************

*******FRIDAY******

"Okay, everybody!" Duo yelled over the loud murmur of
students. "Hope you had a great week! We've got a few
notes to run by you and then will get to the
suggestions. Wu-baby. . ."

"I will hurt y-"

"I couldn't help it!" he interrupted. Leaning across
the table, he flicked his thumb in Wufei's direction.
"Ladies, if one of you would please take him out for a
date? He likes 'em tough-"

"This is not a social hour." the Chinese teen
interrupted.

"Okay, okay. I promise I won't bug you anymore today,
sweetie-fei." Duo swore as he handed Wufei a
clipboard.

"Announcements." Wufei shouted gruffly as he stood.
"Mrs. Noin has confirmed that the prom site will be in
the ballroom at the Aston Hotel. The Friends of WHS
have also decided to take over all after prom events,
so that committee is no longer available to students.
This will be replaced by a Set-up Crew. They will be
responsible for the overall look of prom. Committee
members who are already on committees may sign up."

"Please do!" Hilde sang from her chair. "Less work for
us!"

After shooting a warning glare at Hilde, Wufei
continued reading from the clipboard. "Decorating for
the prom will be 2-3 days before the event, so all are
encouraged to attend. Mrs. Noin?"

"Thank you, Wufei." the tall woman stood and walked to
the center of the cafeteria. "This weekend we will be
having DJ auditions for the prom. I got two very
excellent bids and I thought it would be best for you
to decide which one I'll hire. Our first DJ will be
auditioning tonight in the gym at 7 pm until 9, and
the second DJ will be on Saturday at the same time. It
will be a party of sorts."

"The catch is," Duo interrupted, "you'll have to pay
$2 to get in. The money will pay for the audition time
and the extra will go into our budget."

"So bring your friends!" Mrs. Noin finished
cheerfully. Nodding to the head table, she returned to
her seat at the end of the cafeteria.

"Well, that's all the boring business we got for
today!" Duo stood and grabbed the clipboard. "Who has
themes?" he asked. Hands flew in the air. "Great! We
will start with Wufei and work our way around."

"Something in the Air" Wufei grumbled. Duo nodded and
wrote the name down.

"Okay, Hilde?"

"Can you feel the love tonight!" she exclaimed. The
two teens shared a brief knowing glance before
bursting into fits of laughter.

"That's a good one! I'll kick you later. . . um Q."

"Time of Your Life."

"K. . . ah Tro. No theme, gotcha. Watch those hands
under the table. . . just kidding! Quick blushing, Q!
Um, Natalie."

"A Night of Stars"

"But I liked Star Gazing, better!" a girl snapped next
to her. Duo shrugged and wrote down the suggestion.
Heero watched in amazement as Duo went around the
large room, almost identifying every student by name.
He still felt a twinge of anger every time Duo paused
to joke around with someone.

"Still in Love."

"River of Dreams."

"Heero?" Duo asked as the entire room seemed to turn
and look at the person in question. Heero's mind
froze, he hadn't thought of a theme yet. Searching his
memory to the night he had went through prom themes,
he couldn't think of a single one.

'That song on the radio, dumbass! What was it?'

"I don't know." he murmured, his voice barely crossing
the room.

'. . .Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling;
soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless
diamond sky. . .'

"A Whole New World!" he said loudly, his eyes widening
as he realized that thought wasn't kept to himself. He
looked up guiltily at Duo, his friend grinning wildly.

"I told ya Disney worked!" he applauded. "Funny, that
was my theme pick. [3]" Duo paused as he heard Hilde
giggling behind him. "I'll write it down twice." he
told her sternly before returning to the task at hand.


"Relena?"

"Truly. Madly. Deeply."

Duo raised an eyebrow, but continued on. He went
around the room and then briefly scanned the list.
"Ok, we've got over. . . 25 themes, that's a lot to
vote on. So I'm going to go through these suggestions
again, and do a quick hand count vote. The top seven
will be sent to the senior class cabinet to be
individually approved. They will have all the seniors
vote on the remaining choices and in about two weeks
we will have a theme!![4]"

He then began to quickly began to go down the list,
pausing just to give Hilde and Wufei a chance to count
all the hands. The three all converged in a small
huddle, talking as the reviewed their lists. Heero
watched all this intently, wishing that he knew what
they were talking about. The bell rang overhead, and
judging by the resounding gasp of surprised students,
Heero realized he wasn't the only one.

"Whew! Just in time for the passing period." Duo
announced as he turned to the group. Everyone groaned,
but made no move to leave. "Here's the final list: "A
Whole New World", "Something in the Air", "Can You
Feel the Love Tonight", "Time of Your Life", "Still in
Love", "River of Dreams" and "Star Gazing"." he
finished almost out of breath. Waving to everyone, Duo
bent and grabbed his book bag. "See you all tonight at
the party! I mean, auditions."

"Duo!" a familiar female voice sang as she ran up to
him. 'The people I've been trying to avoid!'

"Relena." he acknowledged as he turned to face the
couple. Giving a brief nod of hello to Heero, he began
to walk to his class.

"Look, I wanted to apologize about what happened at
the last meeting." She said, grabbing onto his arm.

"Don't worry about it, I forgive you." he said as he
spun on his heel again, this time placing his hands on
his hips. "Anything else before I'm late?"

"So," she bristled, tightening her grip on Heero's
arm. "I was thinking that maybe you and Hilde would
like to carpool with us to the party."

"I heard my name." Hilde said, popping her head
through Duo's arm. He grinned and looked down at her,
pausing to tap her on the nose.

"Relena has invited to take you to the party tonight."
he informed her as he pushed her backwards. Using his
braid for leverage, she stood, causing him to wince
slightly. "Don't worry about me, Princess, I'm staying
at the school all day." he told Relena before waving
goodbye to Heero and walked away.

"You don't mind picking me up at work?" Hilde asked
cheerfully.

"Sure, no problem!" the blond girl replied with the
same amount of enthusiasm. "Maybe the four of us could
go to dinner afterwards?"

"Sounds like fun?" she answered slowly. Hilde noticed
that Duo and Heero had not said one word to each
other, and that even now Heero was being more quiet
than usual. Looking at his face, she could tell he was
angry about something. And Relena being friendly to
Hilde was just strange.

Another plot was afoot, and Hilde was going to get to
the bottom of it.

*******************************************************************

"Play, come on DJ play that song, play it all night
long!" Duo sang as he danced out of the bathroom.
After a long debate, he had unbraided his hair. After
brushing out the tangles, his locks flowed behind him
in soft waves. Since he didn't have time to go home
and change, he opted to raid Heero and Hilde's locker.
Duo himself was amazed that out of all the locker
combinations he knew, none of them belonged to his
own. Fifteen minutes later and he was wearing a tight
black shirt and a silver chain around his neck. His
dark black slacks were slightly baggy, and somewhat
wrinkled at the ankles, but all around had the desired
effect. Going out on a limb, he lightly lined his eyes
with Hilde's dark eyeliner. Leaning against the ticket
table, Duo leaned and whispered into a sleeping
person's ear. "So, how do I look?"

The ear's owner shot up and blinked at him.
"Androgynous."

"Haha, very funny." Duo snapped as he sat down beside
Wufei, and briefly pondered if the eye make-up was a
bit much.

"You look perfectly fine, Maxine."

"Oh! Did I hear an insultus offnamus? I'm dost
impressed Wu-bear." he joked as he leaned back in his
chair, his feet coming to rest on the table.

"Well, Du-nothing, he'll be impressed either way."
Wufei stated. Duo choked on the air he had been
inhaling and fell backward.

"What?" he coughed from the floor.

"You heard me." his friend said as Duo returned to his
seat. "It's pretty obvious."

"That's not good." Duo moaned as he pounded his head
on the table. Sitting up abruptly, he turned to face
Wufei in shock. "Wait, you've known all this time?"

"What? You being gay, or something about someone
else?" he challenged. Getting no response, Wufei
rolled his eyes and began counting the moneybox. "I
just find it very sad, and extremely annoying. If you
want something, just go for the damn thing. Fine! Just
sit there and feel sorry for yourself. Heero can be
miserable with Relena, and you can live the shitty
single life. I could care less either way."

"I love you for saying that, but it's not so easy."
Duo sighed as he waved to the students entering the
building.

"Pathetic."
*****

Prom Planning Part 4b

Heero heard the loud, throbbing bass beat from outside
the gym doors. Hilde and Relena were gossiping loudly.
Relena looked stylish wearing a black mini-skirt and
sleeveless white blouse with a matching jacket. Hilde
was clubbed out in slinky black bell bottom pants and
one of those diagonal strap top in a dark navy color.
How they stayed warm in such cold weather was beyond
him. Heero however wore a pair of baggy blue jeans and
a large jersey shirt.

He opened the door for the two and then quickly walked
inside, reveling in the warmth of the hallway. Looking
at the ticket booth, his eyes widened. Duo was sitting
on the table talking to some classmates, his usually
braided hair billowing around him. Hilde squealed at
this, and Duo turned to look at the group. His eyes
bowled Heero over, the lashes seemed darker somehow;
it made his violet-blue eyes seem unnaturally bright.

"Four dollars." Heero heard Wufei instruct him. He
blindly fished in his pocket for the money. He jumped
as he felt something brush his leg. It was Hilde; she
had crawled under the table to get inside.

"Cabinet members pay too." Wufei snapped.

"No fun." she pouted as she tossed him the money.
Grabbing Duo's arm, she pulled him from the table and
dragged him into the dark gymnasium.

"Ok, the teachers are watching the floor, so I'll man
the table." Mrs. Noin said, walking up to the table.
Wufei shrugged threw in his two dollars and left.
"Hey, Heero and Relena, don't you two look nice!" the
principal added as she sat in Wufei's seat.

"Thank you!" Relena gushed as she ushered Heero past
the table.

********************************************************************



"Watch out!" Hilde shouted in Duo's ear, dancing as
close as she dared.

"What?" He yelled back leaning forward to make the gap
between them smaller. She was slowly beginning to
regret dancing this close to the blaring speakers, but
it was the darkest area in the already dim room and
she didn't want a certain pair to spot them.

"Relena's got something planned, and I don't know
what!" she screamed.

"Huh?" he screamed back.

"Oh, never mind!"

"This isn't Third Eye Blind! Matchbox Twenty!"

Hilde shook her head in frustration and stomped
towards the refreshment table. Duo shrugged and began
to dance toward the crowd in the center to the gym.
She watched him from the table, her friend drawing
attention immediately. No one could deny that he could
dance--she learned everything she knew from him and
vice versa. He seemed to be dancing with as many guys
as he was the girls; though she figured that with the
dim lighting and flashing lights, it was hard to tell
whether he was a girl or not. Even still, some of
those guys knew Duo and danced anyway; that's just
what she admired about her friend. The music died down
again and just as she was about to warn him, she felt
a hand tap her on the shoulder.

"Hilde?" Heero asked as he turned and grabbed two cups
from the table. "How's Duo? I haven't talked much to
him lately."

"He's fine." She admitted as she leaned against the
table. A slow song was currently playing, and Duo took
this chance to get a drink of water. Running up to the
table, he took the nearest cup and gulped it down.
"It's spiked." Hilde stated.

"Good!" Duo laughed as he looked over at Heero. "You
will be joining us on the dance floor tonight?"

"Maybe later." he answered. Relena joined them at the
table, taking her juice from Heero's hand and putting
her free arm around his waist.

"This is an interesting party Duo!"

"The whole fundraising audition thing was his idea."
Hilde added with a hint of pride.

"Congratulations, I think you might have a success."

"We won't know till the night is over." Duo admitted
as he grabbed for another cup.

"Well, Heero," Relena said as she set her cup in the
trash, "it's a slow dance and it's halfway over. Let's
go dance."

"Fine."

"Interesting couple." Hilde said as she leaned on
Duo's shoulder. Duo nodded slightly. "What I was
trying to tell you is that Relena's trying to make
Heero mad at you, watch out."

"I know that already." he snapped, crumpling the paper
cup in his hand and tossing it in the trash. "That's
why I've been avoiding him."

"You idiot!" she scolded him with a punch in the arm.
"That's what she's hoping for! Be yourself! Who knows,
it might even work to your advantage."

"It's not that-"

"You're starting to sound like a broken record."

"Ok, teachers leave the room for this next one!" the
DJ announced after the song ended. "You don't wanna be
in here, trust me. I already told Mrs. N, and she said
to lets say you were here, but don't be." he
compromised. The teachers shrugged, and, being that it
was the weekend they got their paychecks, left the
room. "Alright! Crowd around kiddos, you're gonna love
me, Dan the Man, for this one. Let's get all the
freaks out here for one dance! That's right! I know
you're out there! I'm your judge, but you be the jury,
cuz this is gonna be a contest. Who's the biggest
freak on the dance floor? Let me see you groove!"

Hilde grabbed Duo's arm as the slow steady tempo
began. "You heard the man, freak!"

**********************************************************************

"This is. . ." Relena scoffed as she looked out on the
darkened floor. "It looks like a big. . . orgy out
there or something. With your friend in the middle of
it."

Heero nodded, he had been watching Duo ever since his
raven-haired friend dragged him out onto the floor.
The way those two danced, their hips moving in time
with the music, Hilde practically blending into Duo's
body. . . Heero wanted to scream. The pair danced
together for a short while, laughing and singing along
to the music when Duo spotted Wufei next to them.

"Look at them! That's just. . .ew! Is he dancing with
Wufei now?"

Spinning, he put his hands on Wufei's waist and dipped
him, then turned him towards the girl he was dancing
with. Slapping Wufei's behind, Duo grabbed Hilde's
hand and then began to dance around the crowd, pausing
when they reached Trowa and Quatre. The two were
facing each other; Quatre had an arm draped lazily
across Trowa's shoulders. His slightly taller dance
partner had his arm around his waist, moving Quatre
along to the beat, never taking their eyes off of each
other.

Duo switched places with Trowa, mimicking his every
move as Trowa danced rather seductively with Hilde.
Eventually they returned the couple back to their
original positions, only to latch themselves onto them
from behind. Heero grinned at the sight, quickly
likening the image to that of a sandwich.

"Are you even listening to me?" Relena shouted. She
had been talking through the entire song, and he
hadn't even said a word to her.

Heero grinned as he heard Duo's voice above the
speakers, singing along to the music.

"If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands!!" Duo
sang as he began to clap along to the music. Breaking
free of the group, he began to dance by himself. "If
you're sexy and you know it and you really wanna show
it, if you're sexy and you know it, clap your hands!"

"Well, if you want to be out there so much, then go
on, see if I care."

**********************************************************************

Duo was out of breath. Turning to watch the other
couples around him, he began to slowly rotate his hips
in a circular S-motion. It was the simplest move he
knew that he could do without stopping entirely. He
shook his damp hair back and grinned. Duo almost began
to sing along to the song again when he felt a strong
arm wrap around his waist. Mistaken identity again.
"Hate to burst you're bubble man," Duo began when the
arm drew him closer, "what are you doing?"

"Making someone jealous." a low voice whispered behind
him. He froze entirely as Heero took one of Duo's
hands and placed it behind his neck.

"Oh." Duo managed to croak out. The two began to move
in time to the music, but dancing this close was a
little too much for Duo to bear. There was no question
this time that Heero was enjoying this as much as Duo
was, but he still thought nothing of it. Hilde taught
him well.

Maybe Hilde wasn't joking when she said that the punch
had been spiked, because he certainly felt drunk. He
could imagine sick jerks snickering in some dark
corner, one whispering to the other, "Guess who else I
gave the punch to?"

At any rate, he knew the song was ending and that
space needed to be established. Turning around, Duo
threw both his arms around Heero's neck and took a few
steps back.

"Is it working?" Duo whispered. He gripped Heero's
shoulders, all thought leaving him.

"Ummm." Heero murmured as he looked into Duo's eyes.
"I don't know, is it?"

'He looks like he wants to kiss me.' Duo's mind
screamed as he blinked at Heero quizzically. He felt
Heero's grasp around his waist tightening, and the gap
between them grew smaller. Then a bright light blinded
them both. "We have a winner!" Dan the Man yelled.
"You with the long hair! You little freak, you've been
all over the place. Come over here!"

"Gotta meet my public." Duo said with a wink before
running towards the DJ.
*****
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just LOVE tantalizing innocents. *evil smirk*

Back